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1. Purchase hair coloring. I recommend Starry Night, by Loreal.

2. Change into sweatpants, sweatshirt. The more messed up the better. For added umpf, pour bleach down one sleeve.

3. Proceed to color hair. Make sure to get coloring on back of neck, ears, and hairline. Also, get some on your fore arms.

4. At 6:45 pm, run out of half and half with full pot of coffee.

5. Put on baseball hat, get in car and drive to nearest store.

6. Get out of car, walk into store, go to dairy aisle.

7. Reach for half and half.

BOOM!

There he is.

7:13 p.m. - 2002-10-16

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