Index - Profile - Archives - Notes - DiaryLand - Random ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No. I'm being as serious as fucking cancer. "Dude. I'm so buying a swingline. Except, I want a red one." "Jesus, Carie." "I wonder how much they are." [Checks website] "Oh. Man. That's the coolest fuckin' stapler. EVER." "Are you serious?" "It's fucking RED. A RED STAPLER!" "Kelly, Carie's looking at staplers." "Nuh uh." [Kelly skips over to my desk.] "Girl. You better write your name on that." At some point in time this weekend, I will purchase a metal swingline stapler. And, I will be excited about it. This is what my life has become. Be afraid, children. Be very afraid. 6:48 a.m. - 2003-07-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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