Index - Profile - Archives - Notes - DiaryLand - Random ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wonder Twin Powers, Activate! I am a grown up! I didn't get lost! RRRRRRAAAAARRRRR!!! Damn it that I can't feel this Friday good everyday. . . . "Cahddy?" "Yes. Carie." "Ah. You have childdren?" "No. Thank god." She starts rubbing lotion into my hands and arms, flips my arm, sees my wrist... "Oooohhh! Cahddy! I remember now!" I've been marked. . . . Now. If I can summon my Supper Bitch powers and take my car in to get it fixed, I believe I may finally be fit to rule the universe. . . . The best advice I can give to any woman: If you're feeling like a tub of lard, spend the thirty bucks and get a manicure and a pedicure. You don't have to get fake nails, just get them painted. Trust me on this. 5:04 p.m. - 2003-06-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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