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Fuck.

Acceptable reason(s) for not calling when you say you're going to call:

1) You're dead.

Acceptable reason(s) for not sending an email in which you apologize for not calling:

1) You're dead.

2) A band of goblins made their way into northern Washington State and took clubs and axes to your computer. And, to everyone else's computer in a 10 mile radius.

Acceptable reason(s) for continuing to say you'll call, but only calling about 75% of the time:

None.

. . .

Why God Hates Me, Reason #16,283:

I started my period 2 weeks early.

5:38 a.m. - 2003-04-09

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