Index - Profile - Archives - Notes - DiaryLand - Random ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck. Acceptable reason(s) for not calling when you say you're going to call: 1) You're dead. Acceptable reason(s) for not sending an email in which you apologize for not calling: 1) You're dead. 2) A band of goblins made their way into northern Washington State and took clubs and axes to your computer. And, to everyone else's computer in a 10 mile radius. Acceptable reason(s) for continuing to say you'll call, but only calling about 75% of the time: None. . . . Why God Hates Me, Reason #16,283: I started my period 2 weeks early. 5:38 a.m. - 2003-04-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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